Travel tip: try planets.

Above us, only stars. Below us, only stars. To all sides, only stars. Inside us, only stars.

Daniel J. Australian. Linguist-in-progress. Ravenclaw. Peaceful explorer of Earth. Not impossible, just a bit unlikely.

Jul 23

Jul 22
bethanyactually:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

I hope that dude reconsiders his choice to hand out those cards, because virtually every English speaker understands that the phrase “I hope you” is implied in “have a nice day”—i.e., “[I hope you] have a nice day!” I don’t know anyone who uses that phrase as a command. Sheesh.


[muffled linguist laughter in the distance]

bethanyactually:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

I hope that dude reconsiders his choice to hand out those cards, because virtually every English speaker understands that the phrase “I hope you” is implied in “have a nice day”—i.e., “[I hope you] have a nice day!” I don’t know anyone who uses that phrase as a command. Sheesh.

[muffled linguist laughter in the distance]

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bride-of-bucky:

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thewordsmithy:

"Am I to understand that, of all the things the Infinite Improbability Drive could have resulted in, it just so happened to result in a small plush replica of me, which you are now insisting that I keep?…It makes me uncomfortable. I don’t like it.”

It was inevitable that I would take Arthur Dent cosplay pictures that featured my miniature Arthur Dent in some way, shape, or form. I am reasonably certain that this is how Arthur would react to encountering a miniature plush version of himself and that these are the circumstances under which he would encounter it.


Mythology Asks

  • Anubis: How do you feel about death?
  • Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?
  • Bastet: Do you have any cats?
  • Hathor: What brings you joy?
  • Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
  • Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?
  • Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
  • Thoth: Do you like to read/write?
  • Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
  • Bran: How is your health?
  • Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father.
  • Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?
  • Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?
  • Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?
  • Olwen: What is your favorite flower?
  • Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?
  • Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?
  • Freya: Have you ever been in love?
  • Freyr: Do you have any children?
  • Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?
  • Iounn: How old are you?
  • Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
  • Odin: What is your family like?
  • Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
  • Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
  • Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?
  • Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?
  • Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?
  • Apollo: Do you play any instruments?
  • Dionysus: Do you drink?
  • Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?
  • Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
  • Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?
  • Poseidon: Are you a moody person?
  • Zeus: Are you a confident person?
  • Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
  • Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?
  • Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
  • Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?
  • Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?
  • Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?
  • Plutus: Do you have a job?
  • Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?
  • Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
  • Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?


#cocobliss #roses

#cocobliss #roses



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